A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I buy you a drink?” the man asks the lady.”Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man,” she responds.”Whoa! I would have never known if you
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”The man takes the drunk out the door and to his
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, “What type of brain do you want?” “What type?” the woman asked. “Yes,” replied the doctor. “There is a substantial difference in price.