Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johhny?””Well, my goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,”and I’ve just buried him.”The neighbour was concerned,
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next,
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did.The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officersaid, “Father Murphy, were you gambling?”Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, “Lord, forgive mefor what I am