Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, “Where’s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?”The accountant didn’t answer.The Godfather asked again, “Where’s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney interrupted, “Sir, the man is a
A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, “Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for a week. So, would you pack my clothes, my field equipment and my blue silk pajamas? I’ll be
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.