Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish…
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir, I believe you have a cataract.” “Oh, no” replied theJapanese man. “I dwive a Rincon Continentaw.”
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this,