|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, “Are you crazy? You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!””I don’t have to,” the
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks “Santa, will you stay with me?”Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y’know!”She takes off her nightgown, and wearing
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”