Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer. Typing with a steady hand, I
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another, and stayed put.He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can?t take it with you.”After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don’t have to compliment the person who
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can’t sing, they can’t dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a light bulb?