Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 – look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.2 – Spread well shaped legs slowly.3 – Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man then said, “Call for my lawyer.” When the lawyer arrived,
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.The reverand says “I should go! everybody needs religion!” they agree and he jumps.Another guy says “I’m the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!” so he jumps.The old guy
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, “I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.”Second guy says, “I can remember my first day at Nursery School!”Not to be outdone, the third guy says, “Hell, that’s nothing… I can remember