At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.” Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?” Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty evenly matched until they arrive at the 11 hole to find a huge water trap. Moses tees up, and smacks that ball right out into the middle of the trap. Without a second thought he parts
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want to go to
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.”I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you $5000.””I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants “half” off!
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained. “She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.” He
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer