The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time.Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.”Dad, listen,” he shouted, “I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.””Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!”
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with.”Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:”Women are like fine wine.
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.A good Samaritan drove
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, “Dude,thank goodness you showed up!” “I’m starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch.”The friend looked