|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most–his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads toanother and they end up
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia — I Think I’ll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)Mania — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and… or Deck the Halls and Spare No ExpensesBorderline
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.Jesus paid for our sins… now lets get our money’s worth.Out of my
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to handle the situation when I’m
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it