BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife…. DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.”I’ll bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge,” the brunette said to the blonde. “Okay,
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother………………………… Please Gogh His dizzy aunt………………………………. Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes……………………..Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle………………………… Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store…….Stopn Gogh The grandfather
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.””What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too”. She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you celebrating?””I’m
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can expect stiff sentences when caught!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They’re hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) “Dam.”Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Eskimos get