Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it’s cool.Now: Moving to California because it’s hot.Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents.Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids.Then: Trying to look
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, “I drove my car into a ditch.”The second woman said, “I blew chunks.”The third woman said, “I burned down my house.”
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,”Format
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.He opened his own offices with
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.”