|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.