I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies in class… I did not see Elvis… I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes’… Garlic gum is not funny… They are laughing at me, not
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says, “If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows.”He grabs her butt and says, “If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.”The wife grabs the farmer’s dick and says,
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.At about
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they buried him at a scenic location along a river.A few days later there was a great rain storm and the river flood coffin was carried along the river in
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.So, on his first night, he’s going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the