|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colorblind)
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!