An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.”So you want them mounted?” asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: “No. Holding hands will do just fine.”
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How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture thatthe gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.4. In one smooth movement, put the
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has himput his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines thestill, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that hisdog, regrettably,
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead too…Why’d the third monkey fall outta the tree?peer pressure…