Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He shot me.
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, “That’s a nice kitty.” Drop pill into its mouth.2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.