One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam’s chair.They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” The first one answers “Never!” St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce