This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I’d rather have a baby!”To which the dentist replies,
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?The door won’t close.How do you know there are *three*
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Hey, where’s my gumball?”
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!