|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth,
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy.”
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?I’d like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.