There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. “But,” he said to the salesperson, “I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the “Z” replaced with an “S”?” The dealer said yes,
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.”The blind man walks into
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, “This person will gather