A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” hesaid. “And you can have him for five dollars.” The neighbour said, “Who doyou think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain’t no suchanimal.”Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”, they turn to see if their sister got shot!
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.”The friend asks, “How so?””My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and homely looking woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success” she said.