A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin.After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the bear skin had a baby boy,
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You’re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to bewareof?””Yep, that’s him,”
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid marks in front of the deer!
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.7. When you want to make a withdrawal,