A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn’t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be funto hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediatelyspotted a large
Men are like soap operas. They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said “Say your ABCs first”The boy started saying “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”The
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked the smelly young girl.”Oh, yes,” Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible.””Well,” the
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were you
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: “What happened to you?”He says: “I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!”Doctor: “But I don’t understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn’t cause that much damage!”He says “Aah but
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.