|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.”Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.””Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. We have only canned and dry goods.”The next day, the duck returns.”Got any fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to his Brother and asked “Could you give me a spelling word?” His Brother answered “ShutUp” So he wrote down Shutup. 2nd he went to his Mother and asked
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.”Her friend asks “What’s the puzzle supposed to look like?”The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”So,
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.”As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of