A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over.As the policeman got out he heard
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully “My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house”.The second man steps up to tee and says, “Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car”.
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off.The woman starts to have a break down and say to the man, “I wish I could feel like a woman one last time.”The man automatically rips his shirt