Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the more you think about it, the harder it gets.