What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance … she leaned over and pushed me.”
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society matron asked the zookeeper.”The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick.”This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager’s office. The zoo manager said, “Ma’am, I
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, “Ready…Aim…” and the brunette yells “Earthquake!!!”Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. “Ready…Aim…” and the redhead yells
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given