|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, “Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don’t know what to do about it. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don’t know which one.””Not a big
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?
Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying ‘It’s a madhouse.’”
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son’s discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner – I spent one hour in a toy shop making