Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,”I hear they’re doing this to women in Chicago!”
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. “There’s a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning.” “Who shall I call,” her husband asked, “police or ambulance?”
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you’re on top of each other?”His mother ,very surprised, replies; “Honey you know how fat daddy is, I’m jumping on
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t commin’!
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts together.2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, “I sure wish I could do that.” The other replied, “You can, but you’re probably goingto have to pet him first.”
Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.