|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. ‘While we’re doodling,’ he points out, ‘he is making his getaway.’ ‘Relax,’ says the game-theorist policeman. ‘He’s got to figure it out too,
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren’t any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.”No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, “It seems I can’t make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?”
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutley religioius woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her.When the first rescue boat came in the worker called for
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his