|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can’t even reach that proportion”.The econometrician replies, “That’s because of external shocks. Stars don’t have those”.
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.Sent by Ediie
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?””Ten,” she replied.”What are their names?” he asked.”LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.”They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?” Dinosaur #2: “What is an economist?” Dinosaur #1: “A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that’s not important and don’t ask what a Kangaroo is.” Dinosaur #2: “I don’t