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There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That’s all right. I’m sentimental.
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