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Where does he work?

|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.” “That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?” Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My

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A gruesome murder

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?”A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out through the seams, turned slowly onhis stool, looked down

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Joe has been

Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night’s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the

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A Pair of Shoes

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married

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Crawling Home

A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, “I have to go home or the wife will be mad”.(at this point he was loaded drunk)He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said “I can’t

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Economics textbooks

|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your already overcluttered desk. 4. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates. 5. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic. 6. Give it

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