Doctor, doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Don’t let people push you around.
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it sets him back $1.24M. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.