The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”He stared at the screen, focusing on
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, “Make money at home.”
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep.”You rotten bastard!” yelled the husband…”I’m going to kill you!””Wait!, said Mrs. Jones”.You know that fur coat I got last winter?Well, he gave
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. “Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.