|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! “Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!” Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!Johnson: Without missing a beat replies, “No kidding! What position does she play?”
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a