And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks out and exclaims –
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.””Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.””What was
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I’m sending him over.”The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse.”A female horth,” the midget replies.So the owner
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I’m ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re both stuck up cunts!!
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter’s milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, “I know teacher!”Number One: It’s fresh.Number Two: It’s nutritious.Number Three: I’t served at just the right temperature.And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!