Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, “Okay, everybody, we’re going to rape all the men and rob all
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: “So how are your men?””Very well trained,
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. “Man I wish I could do that”.Then the other guy said, “Man that dog will bite you!”!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon. Sit there and don’t stir.
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway – there were no doors remember !
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that