Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He’ll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim – “Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?”When the teacher answers yes,
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices. Sent by Alex
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on280. Please be careful!””Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could only say
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!”The General, out for some relaxation,