Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of the lessor known ones…The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia …….. U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars … Go GoghThe real
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.