On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane..
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.6. Choir wears leather robes.5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper”.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he’s going to use it for.The man
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven’t caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens. Software salespeople ship thefirst thing they catch and write up an invoice for anelephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint themgray and sell them as “desktop
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.