You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You’re momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!You’re momma so poor, her idea
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed astonishment to the Senate, over recent news accounts of an Air Force “chicken gun.”It seems the gun is a converted 20-foot cannon capable of hurling dead four-pound chickens at airplanes at
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard.For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use thebathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch the citizens of your favorite arcology squirm and sweat in constant nagging fear of instant and unexpected