How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? There’s white out on the screen.How do you know she’s been back? There’s writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, “If you were a musician, who would you be?”.Chuck Norris said, “I would be Motzart.” Jean Claud VanDam said, “I would be Bethoven.” Arnold said, “I’ll be Bach!”
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when they were running they came to a hugeriver. The cats took a large run up and leapt asfar as they could. Which cat drowned? Un-deux-trois cat
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don’t answer!
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!