|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his
Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge. What’s come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy,” Kids: “Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?”
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier: “Whyever not?”Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, ‘Let’s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.’ The guy with the Chihuahua says, ‘We can’t go in there.We’ve got dogs with us.’ The
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN’T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!