For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside for refuge.Soon he found that the Soviet agent had followed
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.At the scene, the cop told the Marines to “cover” him as he approched the store (to police, “cover” means to
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, “Howfunny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass?”After a moment or two, the gorilla swung into action. He grabbedthe lion
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who’s the king of the jungle?’, and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole.