Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on mars (they could do that then). So they go to mars and meet a martain couple and start talking about they way they do things and come to the subject of sex. They decide to
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, “I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say hedoes.””I guarantee it, madam,” replied the auctioneer. “Who doyou think was bidding against you?”
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? “How many do you think it takes?”
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!