Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.””I see,” he said. “I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.””That’s not
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stopsat the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? “Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?”
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two