|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, “Anything you can do, I can do better.”Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field.Ten years go by, and one day he hears
The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,” a voice said “Huh?, oh well,” the robber said and continued shinning his torch. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin–January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year “1” and ends with year “100”-thus the reason why the 20th century began at the start of 1901
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers’ Coverage of Custer’s MassacreVariety: “Custer Closes Out of Town”Pravda: “Big Red Victory.”Sports Illustrated: “Indians Win Series”Women’s Wear Daily: “Feathers Make Comeback”Reader’s Digest: “Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruff”The Washington Post: “Custer Loses Rural
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.