|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don’t give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It’s only fair. Since smokers aren’t around as long as the rest of us, they should pay more while they’re here.I quit smoking once
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?” The
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said “which position do you use?””Doggy style,” said dumb shit.”why don’t you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see ifthat works any better.” said the Dr.”We’ve tryed that” he said, “but my
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees – always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn’t making enough money to warrant two employees